【歌詞翻譯】Tool – Ænema

Some say the end is near.
有些人說世界末日近了
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
有些人說我們很快就會見到天譴
Certainly hope we will.
我還真希望天譴能降臨
I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks.
這樣我就能趁這些怪咖耍狗屁倒灶的猴戲時放個假

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
在我們稱為洛杉磯的這個該死的洞裡並沒有希望
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
唯一的解決方法就是把它通通沖走
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
任一個該死的時刻、每一個該死的一天
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.
學會游泳吧，我們亞利桑那灣底見

Fret for your figure
為你的外型煩惱
And fret for your latte
為你的咖啡煩惱
And fret for your lawsuit
為你的訴訟煩惱
And fret for your hairpiece
為你的假髮煩惱
And fret for your Prozac
為你的憂鬱藥物煩惱
And fret for your pilot
為你的司機煩惱
And fret for your contract
為你的合約煩惱
And fret for your car.
為你的車子煩惱

It’s a bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks.
這就是一堆怪咖在耍狗屁倒灶的猴戲

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
在我們稱為洛杉磯的這個該死的洞裡並沒有希望
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
唯一的解決方法就是把它通通沖走
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
任一個該死的時候、該死的每一天
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.
學會游泳吧，我們亞利桑那灣底見

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
有些人說彗星會從天而降
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
帶來火雨和大海嘯
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
伴隨著不斷改變的地震斷層
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.
還有一大堆讓人目瞪口呆的愚蠢爛事

And some say the end is near.
有些人說世界末日近了
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon.
有些人說我們很快就會見識到天譴
Certainly hope we will
真希望我們能看到末日
I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.
這樣我就能這些怪咖耍狗屁倒灶的猴戲拋在腦後

One great big festering neon distraction,
面對腐敗的紙醉金迷
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
我有個好建議可以讓你們都有事情能做

Learn to swim.
學會游泳吧
Learn to swim.
學會游泳吧
Learn to swim.
學會游泳吧

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
媽咪很快就會搞定這一切
Mom’s comin’ ’round to put it back the way it ought to be.
媽咪會來把一切都變回原狀

Learn to swim.
試著學游泳吧

Fuck L Ron Hubbard
去你的拉法葉·羅納德·賀伯特
And fuck all his clones.
還有去你的山塔基教派
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.
去你的那些擁槍自重的小混混

Learn to swim.
試著學會游泳吧

Fuck retro anything.
去你的瘋狂復古所有東西
Fuck your tattoos.
去你的矯情刺青
Fuck all you junkies
去你的所有毒蟲
And fuck your short memory.
還有去你的嗑到腦袋空空

Learn to swim.
試著學會游泳吧

Fuck smiley glad-hands
去你的虛偽政客
With hidden agendas.
還有他們的黑箱作業
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses.
去你的不正常又不牢靠的女演員

Learn to swim.
試著學會游泳吧

‘Cause I’m praying for rain
因為我祈求著大雨降臨
I’m praying for tidal waves
我期盼著海嘯來臨
I wanna see the ground give way.
我想看到陸上的一切被沖走
I wanna watch it all go down.
我想看到一切都被沖到海底下

Mom, please flush it all away.
媽咪，請把一切都沖走吧
I wanna see it go right in and down.
我想要看到他們都被丟進去然後沈下去
I wanna watch it go right in.
我想要看到他們通通被丟進去
Watch you flush it all away.
看著你把它們通通都沖走

Time to bring it down again.
是時候再次毀滅一切了
Don’t just call me pessimist.
別老是說我悲觀
Try and read between the lines.
試著了解隱藏其中的線索吧
And I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t welcome any change, my friend.
我不知道為什麼你無法接受任何改變

I wanna see it all come down.
我想要看著一切崩毀
Bring it down
破壞一切
Suck it down.
吞沒一切
Flush it down.
沖走一切